Hey there, uh, I wrote a song on some weird microtonal instruments, would you like to- Well, yeah, would ya, yeah- Well, yeah, they don’t sound like regular instruments, but they don’t really sound all that foreign, either, so I uh- Yeah- M'kay- Yeah, well, would you like to uh- Yeah, um, but I did spend a lot of time trying to come up with some of the hrm- Alright, fine, it’s not like I really wanted you to hear it or anything.
No...it’s not like the last album, this one's totally different- no I can’t really describe it, I call it metal, but- well- well, yeah, I guess you don’t think it’s metal but, wait- wait, if- if you didn’t listen to it how in the hell did you even know- well- hey man, that’s cool, I mean everybody has his own personal taste, you know- no, I- I'm not going to subscribe to your magazine, but I tell you what, if you buy a copy of- well, could you at least check out my- well, it's not like it's putting any obligation on you, anyway...
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I’ll be interesting enough
Look at me, I’m nothing special
Deep down I know I’m not interesting enough
Hey there, uh you- you know what really irks me? - No, well, I’ll tell you anyway…
I’ve been kind of pulling my heart out and throwing it into your face with these songs, and yeah, well umm, yeah, it's- I was kind of hoping you’d at least tell me what you thought of them ...and, well, I never heard back from you, so I just guess I assumed that you didn’t like them.
But, well, ha ha, I’m kind of a masochist, and perhaps a bit of an ineffective sadist, so, anyway, yeah, I wrote another one for you to listen to, or not listen to, or whatever…
Well, this time I was hoping you could at least tell me how much you hated it, so I can at least get a better understanding of how much time I could waste trying to do something worthwhile like this. Or- Hmm, yeah- Knowing how much of a waste of oxygen I am to the rest of the community really helps inspire me to write more terrible music like this, so your feedback is really greatly appreciated.
Wait, what, you actually might have liked that one song a few years back? That’s swell! I’m excited to hear that because it makes me happy, but, oh, yeah, well, umm, maybe not...
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I’ll be interesting enough
Look at me, I’m nothing special
Deep down I know I’m not interesting enough
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I’ll be interesting enough
Look at me, I’m nothing special
Deep down I know I’m not interesting enough
Wow, so you actually made it to the third verse of this song. That's pretty impressive, 'cause - Haha! Who am I kidding, nobody's listening to this... Yeah, so you might have noticed this song is really self deprecating, and it's all supposed to be in good fun, so, you know, if you made it this far, then, I think, you probably enjoyed it a little bit. But uh, yeah, you know, but my CD, and support me. Give me some money- you know, help me buy food for my kids. That'd be really nice of you. Oh, what's that? You don't have any money? Yeah, well I guess that's just the day and age we live in. But, yeah, I mean, anything you can do to promote this, just get people to listen to new music, even if it's not me - even if it's somebody else, or some local bands that are in your area, 'cause you know, it's really a struggle for everybody. And just so you know, the rest of the third verse is all instrumental, so you get to just, kind of, listen to this guitar riff- I- I thought it was pretty cool...
Ah, psych! What kind of depraved individual would I be if I didn't subject you to my voice?
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I’ll be interesting enough
Look at me, I’m nothing special
Deep down I know I’m not interesting enough
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I’ll be interesting enough
Look at me, I’m nothing special
Deep down I know I’m not interesting enough
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I’ll be interesting enough
Look at me, I’m nothing special
Deep down I know I’m not interesting enough
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!